I have recently been in a Star Wars mood, I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one. Soon I’ll be watching Episode I-VI in preparation for The Force Awakens. TV stations have already been showing them, so I’ve caught bits and pieces, and my biggest question is, what is Jawa juice?

In Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Obi-Wan visits Dex at his diner. The droid waitress, FLO (WA-7), offers Obi-Wan a cup of Jawa juice, but, and I’m sure I’m not the only one to wonder, what is Jawa juice.

We all know what Jawas are, which leads me to wonder if Jawa juice is dead, blended, liquefied Jawa. And I have wondered for a while.

Well, let me put your mind at ease. Jawa juice is a nickname for an alcoholic drink made with bantha hide and fermented grains. Officially it is called an Ardees, manufactured by the Ardees Beverage Company.

Etee uwanna waa.

This is my 57^th post on ‘Wait! What? Sorry.’ And it marks a year since my first post. On this anniversary I have looked back on some of my favourite posts, which is all of them. So I’d like to tell you about all of them, but I can’t, my people say it’ll be too long and reveal too much. So instead I’ll just give you the titles and you can click through to read them. And what better way to do that than with a game of ‘Questions Only’ (yes, based on the Whose Line Is It Anyway game where you can only ask questions).

Do you want me to cry? What did I hear? Where did you come from? What on Earth happened? Why did you attack our victim here? Would you like a murder weapon with that? Can you handle the truth?

Does this scare you? Can I ask you a question? Do you want peace? Does time really matter? Do I get the blue one or the red one? A Cliché?

Am I going to die? Can I bury you alive? Does this hurt? Why does my head hurt? You wanna know how I got these scars? What have you done this time? Was it him again?

Can I get a burger? Can I have a chocolate milkshake? What’s for dinner? Is it a UFO? Would you still eat it? Which one is which? Do you wanna know what would be perfect? Is this a dream? Can I go to bed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Are you a cat person? Do you want to be an animal? Do you mind me calling you a pig? Do you really want peace? How do I react to the death of a bug? Did I break it?

Do you want some facts about leaves? Why did he just look at the ceiling? Who is that guy? When were you born? When do I get my adult legs? Can you find me? Why did you leave me?

What do I write about? Is this worth mentioning? Can you read this? Why did I type that? Is this a song Michael? Is this impressive? Can I make a paper aeroplane?

Who will win tonight? Why won’t they win? What to analyse? Why analyse what I’ve already analysed? Where are we taking them? Why do I hate X-mas?

I was wandering in the rain. As I, turn up the collar on my favourite winter coat. I tried to keep my sanity. The way she came into the place, I knew right then and there, there was something different about this girl. My life will never be the same. She knows I’m watching, she likes the way I stare. She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene. Hey pretty baby with the high heels on.

Aaow!

Do you remember the time, we fell in love, do you remember the time, when we first met girl? Speechless, speechless, that’s how you make me feel. I’m so proud to say I love you. Your burdens I will bear. I just can’t stop loving you. Will you still care, will you be there? We made our vows. And we’ll be forever true. I’m so proud I am the only one who is special in her heart, the girl is mine.

Whoo!

He came into your apartment, left the bloodstains on the carpet. The blood is on the dancefloor, the blood is on the knife. Someone’s always tryin’ to start my baby cryin’. I ain’t scared of your brother, I ain’t scared of no sheets, I ain’t scared of nobody. I’m giving you on the count of three. Who gave you the right to shake my baby, she needs me. Make me wanna scream. And this is our message to you. Just beat it.

Is it scary for you baby? You are not alone, for I am here with you. Ain’t no mountain that I can’t climb baby. All I wanna say is that they don’t really care about us. Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together. I wanna rock with you all night. And if you really try, you’ll find there’s no need to cry. Nothing can come between us if you just hold my hand.

Yeah!

Recently I have been looking through my resume, not for any particular reason, just thought it should be up-to-date. Anyway, I was reading it and found that I have listed ‘Mirror Writing’ as a skill.

What is ‘Mirror Writing’ I hear you ask, well it’s writing normal letters and words in a way that can only be read properly, from left to right, when it’s reflected in a mirror. Pretty cool right?

‘Mirror Writing’ starts on the right, and goes left, and for a left-hander like me, it flows better. I’m a bit out of practice though, my signature is ‘Mirror Writing’, but otherwise I haven’t used this skill over the past few years.

So, can I still classify ‘Mirror Writing’ as a skill?