So a few days ago I woke up with a very sore leg. But I still have no idea why, or how it happened.
I’m pretty sure it had nothing to do with the building fall. I landed on my head/shoulder. And that was two weeks ago, I’m over it now.
Maybe it was the time I ate a pineapple. It was really tasty, I just had to eat it all. Even the spikey green bit. I didn’t know you weren’t meant to, it didn’t come with a warning label.
It was probably something unusual that happened recently. But the only thing I can think of is the dream I had about being abducted by aliens a few nights ago.
Hang on. Maybe it wasn’t a dream. Maybe it was real. And that explains what on Earth happened. Well, sort of. See, because I wasn’t on Earth I don’t know what happened. The question should be what in the universe happened…