Am I on fire?

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I want to tell you all a story. It happened a while ago, but still haunts me to this day.

On my birthday I had a few friends over to celebrate with me. I had a great time, it was surprising really, the amount of fun you have before something so tragic.

My friends brought a massive cake with them and since I was turning 21, they decided to cover it with 2100 candles. At first it didn’t seem too much of a problem, but once candle 59 was lit, things sparked out of control.

Candle 59 was a sparkler. The sparks flew everywhere, lighting other candles and other sparklers. My friends shirt caught fire, as did my curtains.

As flames engulfed my house I walked out my front door and made sure to lock it. I then made my way around the back and made sure the back door was locked. I then made my way to the stash of supplies I hid in the forest.

As I did I heard three loud explosions, the fireworks inside the house. If the police, fire brigade and ambulance weren’t there yet, they would be when my final birthday present went off.

A-League expansion?

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A-League expansion is the talk of the town, and after a recent Football Federation Australia announcement, definitely on the agenda for the 2018/19 season. However, the current proposal is for two teams to be added, two teams is not enough. The A-League should instead add six teams for the 2018/19 season. A bold and aggressive move, but a justifiable and worthwhile move.

Currently the A-League is too small and too short, ten teams and 27 rounds is nowhere near ideal for Australia’s national competition. Ideally the A-League needs 18 teams, and a second division for promotion and relegation. Promotion and relegation is unfortunately a long way off, meaning expansion is the only step forward.

Expansion is a risk, Gold Coast United springs to mind, but an undertaking where the rewards massively outweigh the risks. Football in Australia has enormous potential and growing to do. Adding two teams at a time does not fully capitalise on this potential and will only lead to problems down the track.

Round Numbers

The biggest problem with adding two teams at a time is the number of rounds played. Currently, each team plays every other team three times. While this isn’t ideal it sets up a principle that must be maintained. Teams should meet the same number of times as each other match-up. One team should not play another team three times when other teams only play them twice in the season.¹

An increase to 12 teams would mean each team still plays every other team three times, making 33 rounds.¹ Not a big problem, but the huge problem comes with 14 teams playing each other three times, making 39 rounds.¹ 39 rounds is too long, the English Premier League, Serie A (Italy), and LaLiga (Spain) only play 38 rounds. Instead, like these leagues, have the teams only meeting twice, making 26 rounds.¹ Only one less than now, but still too short, especially after a 33 round season before. Making a 16 team league, would mean every team plays every other team twice, home and away, for a 30 round season.¹

Match Numbers

Currently there are five A-League matches each weekend, but more teams would mean more matches and action. Having a headline match stand alone works, but currently every match stands alone, and matches that don’t create a lot of interest don’t need to stand alone, they generally can’t stand alone. Creating a bit of congestion with matches kicking-off simultaneously creates a feeling of action, tension and fluctuation.

An extra six teams means eight games each weekend and it also creates a huge jump in the total number of games. Six extra teams means 105¹ extra games from the current system (135¹). With eight games a round the total number of games would come to 240¹. That would mean the A-League has more games than the AFL (198¹) and the NRL (208¹). Three extra games per round, an extra three rounds and an extra 105¹ matches would surely add immense value to any TV deal.

Emerging Talent

On the field Australia aren’t producing high quality players and it’s not because of a lack of talented players. The interest in junior football is at an all time high, higher than both AFL and Rugby in terms of participation numbers. But currently all that talent has nowhere to go in Australia. An extra six A-League teams would help fix that problem.

Currently with ten professional teams, 110 players start each week, leaving very little room for emerging talent. An 18 year-old might get a couple of games filling a hole, or a few minutes off the bench here and there. But what if a 16 year-old got the opportunity to play 25 games a season? He would improve much quicker and sooner. The more footballing situations a young player is exposed to the better. Especially when playing the best in Australia week-in, week-out.

A 16 team league means 176 players start every week, increasing the chance to play regular football for many. The increase in available spots means more opportunities for young talent, and a chance for them to shine. It may mean a dip in quality at first, but that is short term pain for long term gain. And considering we may see the emergence of the next Viduka, Emerton or Chipperfield, it’s worth it.

Expenses

Across the vast area of Australia and New Zealand, travel is a big expense. But adding six teams will not impact much on this cost. Because a 16 team league only adds three rounds to the current format, travel and stadium hire costs will remain similar to this season.

Using Perth Glory as an example, this season Perth have 14 home games and 13 away. In an expanded 16 team league, they will have 15 home games and 15 away (and they won’t have to travel far for one if there is another team based in Perth).

Teams

Do not get the idea that we need new franchise teams to capture fans from vast areas. A team that unites a state, like Tasmania or the ACT, is worthwhile, but in big cities it’s better to go with established clubs that already have a fan base. Their current fan base may not be large enough currently, but national exposure and being part of the highest level will undoubtedly draw new fans. But the location of new teams is still crucial.

A second team in Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth, possibly another New Zealand team too, should be a priority. A local rivalry immediately creates a strong local interest. The rivalry also creates tension, a new team entering the established teams turf. A strong local rivalry will make headlines if the teams are at the bottom or the top.

Adding teams in Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth would leave three other spots. Both Melbourne and Sydney/Wollongong have the size to support three teams (and more latter). South Melbourne (four times champions of Australia) deserve another crack at Australia’s top flight, while Wollongong Wolves (twice champions of Australia) is another side with a strong football tradition and history.

Tasmania has also received a lot of public support recently, and for good reason. But a new franchise needs to be done with community input and support. Western Sydney Wanderers were a huge success because the community was on-board from the beginning. For a team in Tasmania to succeed, the community, which will be the clubs fans, must be involved from the start.

FFA Cup Format

The FFA Cup cannot be forgotten in any expansion talk. Australia’s National Cup competition is huge for local community football and an expanded A-League is a good excuse for an expanded FFA Cup.

Currently 22 state league sides and ten A-League sides start in the Round of 32. Don’t cut any state league sides to include the new A-League sides. Instead cut 12 A-League sides from the start of the competition, they will enter the competition in later rounds. Doing this creates room for 28 state league sides to enter the competition for the first round, the Round of 32.

The second round of the competition is a Round of 24. Eight A-League sides are added to the 16 winners from last round.

The third round is a Round of 16. The four remaining A-League sides (presumably the top four) join the 12 winners from last round at this stage. The rest of the competition works as normal, with quarter-finals, semi-finals and the final.

Controlling the draw to make sure that a state league side makes the final four is still possible. An expanded FFA Cup with this system means an extra round, an extra 12 matches and six more state league teams for the competition.

Continued Growth

From a 16 team A-League, an 18 team competition isn’t far away. From 18 teams consolidation should be the priority, but with one eye on setting up a second division and introducing promotion and relegation.

W-League

In such a revamp to the men’s game the women’s game should not be forgotten. But an A-League team should not mean an automatic W-League team. Clubs must assess their need for a W-League team and ability to support them. Another option is to have a W-League club first and use it as a stepping stone to the A-League, like Canberra.

¹not including finals

 

Where does rain come from?

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I looked up at the clouds wondering how Toby was going.

Three years ago Toby took me on a journey around the world in his boat. He called it the White Sail. As he paddled around the world I looked over the side of the boat and saw the most amazing sight I had ever seen. I was floating above the earth! I could see meadows, fields, towns and roads.

Toby said we were floating on a cloud, but to me the cloud looked like a boat, it had seats, a rudder and two oars. Toby said from the ground they can’t see that stuff, only the fluffy white cloud.

I couldn’t stop looking at the view. A few other clouds passed us. I thought they were clouds, but as they got closer I could see that they were boats too. And there were people inside. I waved, and they waved back.

The boat was floating through the air when trouble first arose. Toby was working harder and harder to row the boat, he started turning blue. The air was heavier and I felt like we were sinking.

Soon there was a leak in the boat. Toby gave me a bucket and I frantically bailed the water out of the boat. I bailed the water out for over an hour. I was scared and started yelling at Toby. I was really mad, all my energy was coming out as I yelled at Toby.

Although I was really mad at Toby for bringing me he helped me bail water out of the boat. Slowly we rose again and my anger disappeared as we floated on air again.

Toby dropped me off shortly after, but I’ll always remember the day I spent floating on the clouds.

When will it stop?

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His scattered limbs and leaking torso told him to scream, but Samuel knew that wouldn’t help. Instead he mustered up all his strength, “I need you to press the button. I’m caught in a time loop.” The young nurse took a second to process, and a second more to find the button. “Ten seconds of unbearable pain. Press the butt-”

His scattered limbs and leaking torso told him to scream. The nurses around him were all moving to critical, but saveable patients. All the screams around him were understandable, but Samuel knew they wouldn’t help. Instead he mustered up all his strength, “I need you to press the button.” The young nurse took a second to process and a second more to find the button. “I’m caught in a time loop. Ten seconds of unbearable pain.” The button was a few meters away. “Press the butt-”

His scattered limbs and leaking torso told him to scream. The nurses around him were all moving to critical, but saveable patients. Samuel knew this, but was still thankful to the junior nurse who was there with him. All the screams of horror and pain were understandable, but Samuel knew they wouldn’t help. Instead he mustered up all his strength, “I need you to press the button.” The young nurse took a second to process, and a second more to find the button. “I’m caught in a time loop.” The button was a few meters away. “Ten seconds of unbearable pain.” The nurse lunged for the button…