Where does it hurt?


Hello there, I’ve been asked to come and see you today. I know you won’t speak, but do you think you’d be able to point to where it hurts?

Ahh yes, your leg. Indeed, I can see quite a gash there. I’m not surprised. It looks like someone used a carving knife on you leg.

And your chest. Yes I can see the burn marks. Those burn marks can only mean one thing: a lot of electricity pumped through your body. 

Oh yes, your head. I did wonder if you normally look like that. I’d guess someone has repeatedly imparted their fist on your face.

Now, what doesn’t hurt? And I will focus my torture on that part of your body.

A conversation?


“I gave you the plan! I gave you the idea! And you use it against me!”

He sat there grinning, basking in his glory, “Yes. Yes I did. And it worked perfectly, thank you. You know, you should join my side. I’d make things so much easier for you.”

“You would for a bit, but I know your lies, and I know the victory is won.”

“But in this battle I’ve destroyed her and left you crubling in a heap. You’ve lost, just give up and join me,” he said while showing me fame and riches.

“No, not to us, O Lord, not to us, but to your name goes all the glory.

“You and your lies must flee. Get lost. I don’t need my knees anyway!”

Can I kill him?


Do it! Kill him and do it now.

You were wise to wait until now. I urged you to do it when he was puny and weak, but now that he thinks he’s grown the impact will be catastrophic.

Anyone as bold as him has to die. So make use of this window the enemy has given you. Escalate the confusion, highten the dismay, surround him on every side.

Then plunge a dagger into his heart!!!

Sit back and watch the chaos and misery!

How can I die today?


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