How can I die today?

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Here at DIE, we wake-up and think of ways to die. Then we write them down, supply the materials and sell everything to you!

Only our best creative minds work at dying. Everyday they create new suicide methods and stories to help you when you most need it.

We’re here to make every suicide unique. Our costs vary depending on how fancy you want your death to be, how spectacular you want your death to be, how emotional you want your death to be, or just how much you have left in your bank acount.

Visit a DIE store near you today and we’ll throw in a free coffin, will kit and suicide note!

And remember Death Is Everywhere!

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