It’s a question that will have you second guessing everything you ever knew. It will shock you to the core and your answer will reveal so much about you that you will wonder if you should tell me.

But I guarantee that I won’t use your answer for any evil plans of mine. Maybe just a doomsday one. But don’t worry, my doomsday plans never work, and generally they involve more than one person.

You’re not the first person I’ve asked. But you should still feel special, because I only ask special people this question. And I only haven’t asked you until now because this question is so special that I had to be sure you could handle it.

And I’m sure you can. You’re special, and I await your special answer.

But first the question… What is your favourite colour?