As I put tomato sauce on my blueberry muffin I decided that the whole world should change the word sauce to blood.

The whole world should just start calling it tomato blood. The colour is similar, the consistency is similar and it sounds cooler.

Barbeques will never be the same. What blood do you want on your sausage? Tomato, BBQ or Sweet & Sour? I would go to that party.

And why stop with sauce, let’s change the word jam too. Some strawberry blood on your toast is sure to wake you up in the morning!