I’m sure it’s not just me. Surely other people want an epic scar on their face.

But the thing is, although I want an epic scar on my face… I don’t really want the pain that would be involved in making that epic scar.

There is another way. I could spend ages putting on layers of make-up to create my epic scar. Only one problem, I don’t know how to apply make-up.

So I was wondering if a plastic surgeon could safely create my epic scar in a controlled, pain-free environment. It’s really not that different to normal plastic surgery.

And all I would have to do is create an epic story for my epic scar.