Does this hurt?

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Let me tell you a story…

A while ago I was hanging out with some friends. We were having a typical conversation, there were about six or seven of us, I can’t remember too well.

Anyway, I was talking and then one of my friends asks me, “Does this hurt?” And before I can answer she punches me in the face as hard as she can. And it hurt! But because I want to be strong I say, “No, that didn’t hurt.”

So she asks me again, “Does this hurt?” and then she punches me in the face again, in exactly the same spot! And it hurts twice as much! But again I say, “Doesn’t hurt.”

By now I was pretty dazed, and I think I was bleeding, but she asks me again, “Does this hurt?” Which is followed by another punch to the face. I can remember her hand connecting with my cheekbone, but that’s the last thing I remember.

Three hours later I woke up in the hospital, with her and some other friends beside my bed. They tell me that after eight punches I fell to the ground. And after a few kicks they took me to the hospital. They’re the best friends.

Moral of the story: It’s okay to punch someone in the face if you first ask them, “Does this hurt?” And take them to the hospital afterwards.

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