Why does my head hurt?

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My head hurts, and I don’t know why.

I don’t think it’s what I ate, because I didn’t eat a sore head. I have only eaten human head once, maybe twice, or more. And they were not sore ones.

Maybe it’s because my head is hot. I hear that heads hurt when they’re on fire. But mine isn’t ablaze. It’s just hot, like usual. And I haven’t lit it on fire for a while.

It must hurt because it’s missing something. Two eyes, a jawbone, skin, a brai… But I haven’t removed anything from a head recently, at least not my head. So it must all be there.

So why does it hurt? Also, why is there an axe sticking out of my head?

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