I did a handstand yesterday, it was pretty impressive.
Now before you start thinking about my feet in the air and hands on the ground, let me tell you what I mean when I say ‘handstand’.
When I say ‘handstand’, I mean that my hand was used to stand something on. Like a hatstand or a lampstand.
Yesterday I was outside and somebody asked me to hold their hat. I’m not sure why, but they did. And so I remained in the same spot, holding their hat.
I did this for over an hour, until they remembered that I had their hat. I was a pretty impressive handstand.