Why didn’t you tell me this before?

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Yesterday I got a headache vaccine. I saw it advertised, liked what I saw, called the doctor, went to the doctor, told him to give me the needle quickly, closed my eyes, screamed, cried and rejoiced when it was over!

But then the doctor said, “Side effects may include: Vomiting, breathlessness, indigestion, diarrhoea, joint pain, muscle pain, irregular heartbeat, loss of limbs, psychotic visions, murderous tenancies and pimples.”

You never want to hear a doctor say those words! “And pimples.” They are the reason I get headaches! Worrying about pimples causes my headaches!

Anyway, just letting you know, no pimples and no headaches! Just lost a leg, so all in all, highly recommended.

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