Who do you think you are! How dare you think that you can ask me that question! I am disgusted by your question!

I am a dignitary of very high standing! My father is the consultant to the king! He is in his office right now! And when he retires the job will be mine! It is my birthright to serve the king! Don’t forget that!

Look, just because I have a dozen brothers, does not mean I have any less of a claim to my birthright! And just because my hand is deformed, does not mean I am any less able to serve! And just because I’m made of gingerbread, does not give you the right to eat me!