I’m often asked if I want a hand, and to be honest I already have two, so I don’t require another, but…

I do wanna see you rip or cut off your own hand and give it to me. I feel it would be a fitting gesture, since you did just offer it to me, but…

If for some reason you think it’s unwise to rip or cut off your own hand I would suggest that you don’t offer me a hand in the first place. However, because I already have two hands I will honour your wish for your hand to remain attached, but…

Sooner or later someone will ask me that question and I will ignite my lightsaber and remove their hand before continuing along my way. After all, they did just offer.