“Please don’t get angry with me darling, but there’s something I should tell you about. You can stay over there.

“It all started about a minute ago, you put a tub of raspberries in front of me and then went to check on the baby. And I got to thinking, is it better to ask for permission or forgiveness.

“Because as I ate the raspberries I kept thinking that I should stop and save some for you. I think I should’ve done that. Because I didn’t do that. I ate all the raspberries.

“Am I sorry? No, those raspberries were delicious. But I am sorry for knowing I should save you some, and then not saving you some.

“Will you forgive me?”

…

“Yes, I bought two tubs anyway.”