Is it my birth-minute?

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2:59AM. In a minute it’ll be my birth-minute.

I can’t wait! I always sing on my birth-minute, I think I’m getting better.

Ten, nine, eight…….

HAPPY BIRTH-MINUTE TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTH-MINUTE TO ME!!!
HAPPY BIRTH-MINUTE DEAR LUCY!!!
HAPPY BIRTH-MINUTE TO ME!!!
ONE MORE TIME!!!

 

Later that day…

“How’s the new baby?” asked Janice.
“A nightmare. She’s crying through the night and I don’t know whether to ignore it or not,” replied tired mother Sahrah.
“It’s more than that darling. She cries every night at exactly 3am. I reckon it’s an alien transmission,” joked Sahrah’s husband.
“Don’t speak about our daughter like that,” said Sahrah.
“I’m sure Lucy has her reasons,” added Janice.

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