Do you get bored of food? All you do is eat it. Imagine if it lifted your spirit instead of just making you stomach work? Imagine if it could sing?

For the low price of $839.99 we can teach your food to sing your favourite tunes, and then we’ll send it to you for free!

Do you want your daily piece of fruit singing Michael Jackson to lift your spirits in the afternoon? We can do that!

What about sandwiches singing heavy metal? Your midnight sandwiches will never be the same again!

And we don’t just teach food to sing. We also do drinks! Imagine a glass of lemonade singing every song with lemonade in the title!

All this could be yours for three easy payments of $839.99! Sign up today and your first delivery is free!