Can I borrow that? Item 1


Really? You want to borrow my special, one of a kind, signed by Pele, number ten shirt, worn by the Brazilian himself in the 1970 World Cup Final against Italy?

It’s beautifully framed in the finest timber, covered with bullet proof glass in a room that is climate controlled so that the shirt is always comfortable.

The security is second to none. You can see two armed guards standing beside the shirt. I have another two guards watching security footage. The alarm system never fails and only I know the code.

And your time is up, I can’t have anyone looking at it for too long, otherwise they might think they can borrow it.

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