Winter is coming. I will get cold. I don’t like being cold. However, I have a genius solution. I will light myself on fire!

It’s the perfect solution, because fire is hot. And if I light myself on fire I will be hot too. It’s the perfect solution. And not just for me.

If I light myself on fire there are so many other things that I’d do. Say someone let their coffee go cold, a few minutes in my hands and it would be hot again.

People also love toasted food. Because I’m on fire I would be able to toast their sandwiches, marshmallows and bread.

I think the best part of lighting myself on fire would be the friends I make. People would just sit around me toasting their marshmallows, and I could just talk to them. I bet they would hug me at the end.