I often go to the shops. My favourite things are squishy hand-sized objects, fruit, vegetables, muffins and chocolate, those sort of things. I like them most because all I want to do is throw them at someone.
I wanna start a food fight.
When it comes to ammunition a supermarket is the best place. Bananas, tomatoes, apples, pears, potatoes, grapes, peaches, avocados, lemons, mushrooms. Pretty much anything you find is worth throwing at someone.
The shelves and boxes containing ammunition will provide good cover. And the space won’t be too big, meaning clean-up will be easy. Especially if we make all the used ammunition into a juice.
We’ll call it Deadly Juice.