Can you sit-up for me?

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Remember when you were told to always sit-up straight? Either your mum or a teacher probably told you. Listen to them and do it, it might save your life!*

I was slouched over my computer screen as usual, when I heard a voice in the back of my head… “Sit-up straight.” I decided not to listen.

A minute later I heard the voice again, “Sit-up straight.” I was still reluctant and moaned, “Why?”

“Because when you slouch I can’t get a good swing at your head.”

Is it just me or is that a weird thing for the back of your head to say? So I sat-up straight, but before I could turn around a sword separated my hear from my torso.

*Or not.

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