I can remember everything. I never forget! And I want to tell you how I do it. To demonstrate here’s my shopping list: milk, cheese, butter, bread, bacon and eggs.
Step One: Write the list down. Write down everything, milk, cheese, bread, bacon and eggs.
Step Two: Eat the list. I forgot to tell you this before, write your list on an edible piece of paper. Now that you’ve eaten this list it’s in your internal memory system.
Step Three: Now that the list is in your stomach it should be easy to remember. I forgot to tell you this before, but internal memory system is just a fancy term for stomach.
Step Five: You’re almost there, the only thing left is to go to the shops and buy milk, cheese, bacon and eggs.