And I have the answer! You are currently reading this Wait! What? Sorry. post.

I’m assuming you’re reading this because you’ve read a Wait! What? Sorry. post in the past, or future, I’m not concerned when. The important thing is you’re here for more.

But right now I need some information from you. I need to know if this is your second time reading a Wait! What? Sorry. post or your fiftieth. It matters because I rarely post something of the same genre and style two weeks in a row. I like to mix it up and keep it random.

That way my readers are always on their toes. Unless, of course, I cut them off. That’s the other thing new readers should know, I often make idle threats. Just ask all my toe-less readers!?.