With under a week to go until we are thrust into 2018 I’d like to give you a heads up.

Early in 2018 millions will fall victim to the 2017 Virus. The 2017 Virus is not really a virus, it’s a simple time-loop conductor. It traps people in a time-loop of 2017, doomed to forever repeat 2017.

The way you fall victim to the 2017 Virus is quite simple. All you do is write 2017 instead of 2018 when you date something.

And POOF! You vanish!

The time-loop conductor is activated. Back to 2017 to relive the year. At least you get to relive America and Italy qualifying for the FIFA World Cup.