Do you have a paper cut?


Has this ever happened to you? You’re at a child’s birthday party when you’re attacked by a balloon sword. You’re in the office when a piece of paper attacks you. A tiny stone infiltrates your shoe.

Everyone knows the pain these scarring events cause. Paper cuts, balloon attacks and shoe stones are among the highest causes of pain today.

Everyone hates pain, but getting rid of it it impossible. That is until today!

Introducing the newest and best pain relief technique. This new method of pain relief is scientifically proven to eliminate all pain. Introducing the guillotine!

The guillotine can’t stop paper cuts, balloon attacks or shoe stones, but it does provide immediate pain relief when they strike.

Try it every time paper attacks!


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