Well, I love jousting, you know, with the long sticks. So, a few days ago a friend and I went jousting, like normal.
So, we’re charging, he’s on a horse, but I just have the stick under my arm. So, my stick goes into the horse’s chest while his stick goes over my head.
Anyway, the horse freaks out and knocks him off. So, I go over and offer my hand to help him up, but while I’m doing that I scratch myself on his armour.
And that’s how I got this tiny scratch.